CHARLOTTESVILLE DECLARES BLOG WAR ON FALLS CHURCH!
To arms! To arms!
UPDATE: 1:20: Comrade Blacknell weighs in for Falls Church. Cville will be outflanked by the bike brigade before dinner tonight.
UPDATE: 12:05: Liberal biased ms media start to join the fray (see NBC29). Rumor mongers report seeing Katie Curic in Arlington heading west on Rt. 7.
UPDATE: 11:50: Charlottesville Mayor Norris urges calm ... cville on the verge of surrendor and preparing to sue for peace. Has anybody seen Mayor Gardner??
UPDATE 11:15: The cvillains have drafted a new post aimed at the heart of our community - Reston. They call us NOVA borgs (which I think is not good ... hard to tell really). They call venerable Blueweeds "flaccid" (I am wounded but will survive). They accuse us of killing Edgar Allan Poe (which seems okay since he was from 'balmer hon) by practicing bad local medicine. The mayor of Falls Church has dispatched a cityambassador to Charlottesville with a dime bag peace offering for the cvillains. That should keep them busy while we dry our sassafras tree. Updates as they become available.
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Faced with inevitable humiliating defeat in Mayor Norris' throwdown voter turnout challenge to the people of Falls Church City, the blog community of Charlottesville has declared BLOG WAR on the good people of Falls Church (and our brothers and sisters in NOVA).
The blog capitol of the Charlottvillians is the local Charlottesville blog cvillain.
The cvillain bloggers are self-described "hippy trippy liberals with STDs" who are vowing to "bitch slap" Falls Church and to use our gift of a much beloved sassafras tree as a toothbrush before consuming it in the form of ecstasy.
To readers, now is the time for all good men and women (and Blueweeds readers) to come to the aide of our community.
Please do TWO small things: (1) vote for Falls Church City in the poll below, (2) post a comment on Blueweeds and/or cvillain expressing your allegiance to GOTV history and electioneering effort of NOVA.
This insult from Charlottesville WILL NOT STAND. Speak out. Be heard. Let Charlottesville hear from NOVA.
Fly Now Monkeys Fly!
