Eleven Things About The Mayor

Okay, okay.  Even though it's warm enough to sleep outside, this post has been self-censured like you wouldn't believe. 

But in the continuing spirit of my Friday nonsense posts:

Eleven Things I Bet You Didn't Know About the Mayor:

1. She can't play boardgames.  Too competitive. 
2. She has a twin brother.
3. She's the only Democrat in her immediate family.
4. She loves hockey ... because of the fights.
5. Her father is a doppleganger of Alan Alda - except he's a Rush Limbaugh Republican.
6. She would leave her family for "Dollar Bill" Bradley.
7. She would leave her family for Bruce Springsteen.
8. She sometimes stalks local anchor people and then gets embarrassed about it. 
9. Even though we raised him better than this, her little brother is a Republican Town Council Member in another state.
10. Her Uncle Frank was awarded the Medal of Honor for his actions at Iwo Jima. 
11. She will do her dead-on Ethel Merman impression if you ask nicely.